Its school holidays in Australia, so we have our usual release of “fill
in a few hours of the day" fare. Most
are not too bad, but nothing is a stand out I am afraid. The only thing for the
tweens is Percy Jackson but don’t
discount the cutie Turbo 3D for them.
My very harsh-critic children really enjoyed it. If a film can get past the ten-year-old it’s
pretty good.
(My movie Pick of the week)
Turbo 3D ★★★ ½
Opens in Australia: 19th September, 2013
Other Countries: Release Information
OUR THOUGHTS
Turbo 3D may seem like a goofy idea but in the hands of Dreamworks it works
pretty well. My harsh-critic children
even enjoyed it; with the very tough ten-year-old turning to me after and
saying how great it was—“surprisingly.” It’s
colourful, well-paced and has the obligatory life lessons in there, which is
always helpful with the children exposed to so much negativity these days.
STUDIO BLURB
In Venice, California,
Theo, a.k.a Turbo (Ryan Reynolds), is a garden snail who dreams of being the
greatest racer in the world, just like his hero, 5-time indinapolis 500 champ,
Guy Gagne. His obsession with speed and all things fast has made him an oddity
and an outsider in the slow and cautions snail community, and a constant
embarrassment to his cautious older brother, Chet (Paul Giamatti). Turbo
desperately wishes he could escape the slow-paced life he's living, but his one
chance to live proves a near fatal disaster.
When a freak accident gives him extraordinary speed, Turbo sets out to
try to make his dream come true.
Planes ★★★
Opens in Australia: 19th September, 2013
Other Countries: Release Information
OUR THOUGHTS
Cars was never my favourite Disney franchise. And Cars
2 had me snoozing. It’s not just me;
the kids have never been great fans, either. We have the Cars DVD and it was never the one they pulled out for repeat
viewing. So Planes was never going to have my anticipation soaring (excuse the
pun). However, I found it charming,
colourful and a lovely story. It’s very by the numbers and pretty much Cars all over again, but with planes. This time round they’ve paced it up a little
and dropped the long montage scenes that would see the kids out of their seats
and running around the cinema. It’s for
the younger ones, but parents can still enjoy the simple but sweet story and plane
and truck parody clichés. We all love an
underdog or, in this case, an under-plane.
STUDIO BLURB
Cars gets a spin-off with this Disney Toon Studios film
starring the voice of Dane Cook as a vertically-challenged plane with high
hopes of becoming an air racer.
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters ★★★
Opens in Australia: 19th September, 2013
Other Countries: Release Information
OUR THOUGHTS
I wasn’t a real fan of the 2010 “Percy
Jackson and the Lightning Thief.” In fact, my ten-year-old wouldn’t come to
this, because he thought the first one was so boring (but he is a tough film
veteran critic). The twelve to
thirteen-year-old children with me enjoyed this one, and so did some of the
mothers who escorted them. So, if you
have a child in that age group, this should be a fun outing for you. Fans of the Rick Riordan’s books should be
pleased.
STUDIO BLURB
Percy Jackson, the son of
Poseidon, continues his epic journey to fulfill his destiny, as he teams with
his demigod friends to retrieve the Golden Fleece, which has the power to save
their home and training ground, Camp Half-Blood.
Riddick ★★★
The Movie ★★ The dog thing★
Opens in Australia: 12th September, 2013
Other Countries: Release Information
OUR THOUGHTS
I expected very little from this film. Vin Diesel is so “blah” for
me. If you want a muscle-mumbler give me Dwayne Johnson any day. I loved the
origin film, the 2000 Pitch Black.
Then, of course, they destroyed everything with the tragically boring follow-up
Chronicles of Riddick. This one is
pretty much a return to the original formula and is action all the way. It’s not terrible but it’s not great, and it
will probably win an award for most cliché characters in a sci-fi film. There
have been so many disappointing sci-films this year that I sadly concede this
is not the worst we’ve seen. I would have given it only two stars, but Riddick
does pick up this cute hyena type dog and it gave the best performance. So it
scored an extra star. This one is purely
for Vin Diesel fans. Other folk will think it is a tad “Riddick-uli.”
STUDIO BLURB
Riddick, the latest chapter of the groundbreaking saga that began
with 2000's hit sci-fi film Pitch Black and 2004's The Chronicles of Riddick
reunites writer/director David Twohy (A Perfect Getaway, The Fugitive) and star
Vin Diesel (the Fast and Furious franchise, xXx). Diesel reprises his role as
the antihero Riddick, a dangerous, escaped convict wanted by every bounty
hunter in the known galaxy. The infamous Riddick has been left for dead on a
sun-scorched planet that appears to be lifeless. Soon, however, he finds
himself fighting for survival against alien predators more lethal than any
human he's encountered. The only way off is for Riddick to activate an
emergency beacon and alert mercenaries who rapidly descend to the planet in
search of their bounty. The first ship to arrive carries a new breed of merc,
more lethal and violent, while the second is captained by a man whose pursuit
of Riddick is more personal. (c) Universal
R.I.P.D. ★½
Opens in Australia: 12th September, 2013
Other Countries: Release Information
OUR THOUGHTS
I am sure it seemed like a good idea. Take a popular graphic novel,
a veteran Oscar winner, a charismatic romantic-comedy lead, a reasonably good
action director, top notch writers, and viola!
You should have a blockbuster hit.
But sometimes the cake just doesn’t cook, no matter how many quality
ingredients you use. This is the case
with R.I.P.D. You can almost see the tinkering behind the
scenes as the studio realises they’ve cooked up a flat soufflé.
My thirteen-year-old son did think it was “okay.” And if I saw it in 1992 I would feel the
same. But this is 2013 and we’ve had “Men in Black,” “Ghost,” and “Ghostbusters,” so we don’t need a cynical
mash up of those again. It’s tired and
stale, and even the song at the end is miserable and plodding. Hopefully, this one will R.I.P at the back of
a DVD store, unrented.
STUDIO BLURB
Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds headline the 3D supernatural
action-adventure R.I.P.D. as two cops dispatched by the otherworldly Rest In
Peace Department to protect and serve the living from an increasingly
destructive array of souls who refuse to move peacefully to the other side.
Veteran sheriff Roy Pulsifer (Bridges) has spent his career with the legendary
police force known as R.I.P.D. tracking monstrous spirits who are cleverly
disguised as ordinary people. His mission? To arrest and bring to justice a
special brand of criminals trying to escape final judgment by hiding among the
unsuspecting on Earth. Once the wise-cracking Roy is assigned former
rising-star detective Nick Walker (Reynolds) as his junior officer, the new
partners have to turn grudging respect into top-notch teamwork. When they
uncover a plot that could end life as we know it, two of R.I.P.D.'s finest must
miraculously restore the cosmic balance...or watch the tunnel to the afterlife
begin sending angry souls the very wrong way. (c) Universal
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