Friday, August 3, 2012

Bernie ★ ★ ★ ½


Did You Hear the One about the Aunt in a Freezer?


Release Dates

Australia:
16th August, 2012 USA DVD Release 21st August, 2012

Other Countries: Release Dates


The title of the April 2012 article in the New York Times says it all, “How My Aunt Marge Ended Up in the Deep Freeze . . .”   The article written by Joe Rhodes, the nephew of Marjorie Nugent, (the frozen Aunt), recounts the true-life story of much loved Bernie Tiede, assistant funeral director, and affluent and mean spirited Marjorie in the tiny town of Carthage Texas. 
If you weren’t told it was true, you wouldn’t believe it.  And even as the end credits of the mockumentary film “Bernie” roll, you sit there still mesmerised by the attitudes of the townsfolk, who just can’t believe that in 1996 their beloved Bernie turned murderer.  Even if he was a killer, the consensus of the townsfolk is he should be given a medal not life.
Directed by Richard Linklater, the film chronicles, in documentary style, Carthage’s Bernie (Jack Black) befriending Marjorie Nugent (Shirley MacLaine), whom Linklater labours to assure us is one of the nastiest human beings you would ever meet.  A friendship develops between the 39-year-old Bernie and the 81-year-old millionaire Marjorie and they spend the next few years travelling the world and living the high life on her dime.  Eventually, she even writes him into her will and signs over her power of attorney.
Marjorie, who had blossomed during the friendship, increasingly turns more possessive and demanding with Bernie, until one day he snaps, shooting her and disposing of her body in a freezer under the frozen vegetables and pot pies.   For the next nine months he then continues as normal with his life, creating ever-changing excuses as to her unavailability, whilst ploughing through two million dollars of her money.
So popular is Bernie, that Danny Buck Davidson, (Matthew McConaughey), the district attorney, faces an uphill battle to convict if the trial is held in Carthage, uttering one of the classic film lines during the trial, “Oh, he’s an angel, all right. An angel of death!”



The film whilst not all out hilarious certainly will leave you guiltily chuckling at the off-beat attitudes of the town’s residents. Wait through the credits for some of the best lines as townsfolk have their final say on Bernie’s crime and Marjorie receiving her just deserts.
Says nephew Joe Rhodes,I think my visit to the “Bernie” set may have been more unsettling to some of the cast and crew than it was to me. As Skip Hollandsworth, who co-wrote the screenplay, introduced me around, a few people clearly weren’t sure how to react. Should they apologize for making a comedy about my aunt’s murder? Should they say they were sorry for my loss? I told them not to worry about it. “Bernie’s not the first one who thought about killing her,” I told them. “He’s just the first one who went through with it.”
Like all black comedies, the comedy in Bernie is that this is something about which you should not be laughing.  But when you have real-life characters sprouting lines such as "There are people in town, honey, that woulda shot her for five dollars," you know you have permission to laugh at this tabloid story. And if you don’t read tabloid, go anyway just to watch the three leads bring their ‘A’ game to this display of humanity at its most bizarre.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

TOTAL RECALL FEATURETTE RELEASED


The latest featurette for Total Recall has just been released.   Go behind-the-scenes of Total Recall as the stars of the film explain, “what is real and what is Recall”.




Release Dates
Australia:
23rd August 2012 USA 3rd August, 2012 UK 29thAugust 2012
Other Countries:
Release Dates



 Total Recall stars Colin Farrell in the iconic role of Douglas Quaid alongside an all-star action cast including Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston and Bill Nighy.
Synopsis:

Total Recall is an action thriller about reality and memory, inspired anew by the famous short story "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale".  Welcome to Rekall, the company that can turn your dreams into real memories.  For a factory worker named Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), even though he's got a beautiful wife (Kate Beckinsale) who he loves, the mind-trip sounds like the perfect vacation from his frustrating life - real memories of life as a super-spy might be just what he needs. But when the procedure goes horribly wrong, Quaid becomes a hunted man.

Finding himself on the run from the police -- controlled by Chancellor Cohaagen (Bryan Cranston), the leader of the free world -- Quaid teams up with a rebel fighter (Jessica Biel) to find the head of the underground resistance (Bill Nighy) and stop Cohaagen. The line between fantasy and reality gets blurred and the fate of his world hangs in the balance as Quaid discovers his true identity, his true love, and his true fate.

Official TOTAL RECALL site:  http://www.totalrecallmovie.com.au/

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Weekly Review Round Up 21st July 2012

THIS WEEK'S PREVIEWS

Here is a round up of the movies we've seen this week. It may help you decide how to spend your precious dollars when visiting the cinema. If you have seen any of these or want to see them and have a comment please feel free to share. We love hearing from our readers.

 
The Dark Knight Rises ★★★★
Opens in Australia:  19th July 2012
Other Countries:      Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

          This is the final to Christopher Nolan’s trilogy and it seemed like he didn’t want it to end, throwing everything into this last instalment and opening a few teaser doors to perhaps new chapters.  I found it a bit plodding in the middle but husband counselled me on the fact that it was all about the characters.  Excuse my impatience.  However, it is still a film you should see and see on the big screen. All you downloading pirates, you are really wasting your time watching it on your little TV screens.  We saw it in IMAX and it certainly enhances the experience.  Check out our full review here "Big & weighty but it does rise"


STORY

          Having assumed responsibility for the crimes of District Attorney Harvey Dent in order to protect his reputation, Batman is chased into exile by the Gotham City Police Department. Eight years after the events of The Dark Knight, the appearance of the mysterious Selina Kyle sets in motion a chain of events culminating in the arrival of Bane, a ruthless terrorist with plans to destroy Gotham City. With the future of the city at stake, Batman must emerge from his exile and confront Bane to bring about an end to his reign of terror.

Magic Mike ½

Opens in Australia: 26th July 2012
Other Countries: Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

          Girls, girls, girls, (and certain boys) this is one for you.  What a smorgasbord of gorgeous—no wait, seriously gorgeous—males.  At one point I realised I had a huge smile on my face and as hard as I tried I couldn’t turn it off.  Matthew McConaughey eats up his sexy club owner role and after seeing Channing Tatum in three very different roles this year so far, he is certainly impressing—and he can certainly dance.  The screenplay is in part based on Tatum's experiences as a stripper in Tampa, when he was 19 years old.  At one point there was an attempt at a deep and meaningful plot but don’t worry that moment didn’t last long. This movie doesn’t need too much of a story, in Director Steven Soderbergh’s capable hands it never strays far from fun.


STORY

          A dramatic comedy set in the world of male strippers, "Magic Mike" is directed by Academy Award® winner Steven Soderbergh ("Traffic") and stars Channing Tatum in the title role. The film follows Mike as he takes a young dancer called The Kid (Alex Pettyfer) under his wing and schools him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making easy money.



In Darkness ★★

Opens in Australia: 26th July 2012
Other Countries: Release Information

OUR THOUGHTS

          I can never say I enjoy movies about Nazi atrocities.  Usually, I watch with one hand over my mouth in horror and another dabbing at the tears.  This is an incredible story, in the same vein as “The Pianist”, “Schindler’s List”, “Life is Beautiful” and “The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas”.  It was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film at this year’s Oscars but lost to “A Separation”.  This one is really worth seeing.  It’s a beautifully acted drama and there is a happy ending of sorts if you forget all the terrible deaths along the way.  If it does nothing else it will cause you to come home and hug hour loved ones a little tighter.

 
STORY

          This is a true story about Leopold Socha, a sewer worker and petty thief in Lvov, a Nazi occupied city in Poland. One day he encounters a group of Jews trying to escape the liquidation of the ghetto. He hides them for money in the labyrinth of the town's sewers beneath the bustling activity of the city above. What starts out as a straightforward and cynical business arrangement turns into something very unexpected, the unlikely alliance between Socha and the Jews as the enterprise seeps deeper into Socha's conscience. A story of survival as these men, women and children all try to outwit certain death during 14 months of ever increasing and intense danger.


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